What bright future is this?

"...the future is doubtful, the past is certain. For the last is the one over which Fortune has lost control..." -Seneca

I know my stuff. This stuff is good. However, this stuff is expensive. The design team at Jacque Marie Mage does a spectacular job of capturing the aesthetic of cool. Often correlated to the era of bygone cool, like the Dennis Hopper of the '70s and John Fitzgerald Kennedy of the '60s,  they manage to extract the essentials and jettison the superfluous. Produced in small batches as though it were Elijah Craig Barrel Aged whiskey the supply is limited. So be sure to order two. One for me and one for you. Pre-order them here or the link above.